I sell bulk foam rubber…how do I work sex into my advertising?

They already do it in washing machine and shoe commercials. I just need that competitive edge.

Have you read Dave’s blog about he pleasures himself with his mattress? Oh baby……read that and you will have your answer!!!!!

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-RQNikDU1dKwjOlNJVw–?cq=1&p=89

**WARNING** The weak at heart should not read this!!! lol

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5 Responses to I sell bulk foam rubber…how do I work sex into my advertising?

  1. ascarta2 says:

    find a way fat horny guys can have sex with your bulk foam rubber. there has to be a way.

    or just hire ex-strippers for your sales force lol
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  2. koolgurl94 says:

    make something out of it and have a girl all dancing with it on a pole..or better yet make it a strippers pole and have a stripper strip on it
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  3. mjaple says:

    First identify your big buyers.
    Next consider what is "sexy" to them.
    If your buyers are middle aged women, having a distinguished looking mature man in the advertisement will spark their interest. If your buyers are young men, a bikini clad woman will do the trick. It’s the subtle ideas of sexuality that spark the interest. Don’t go overboard. It may backfire and cause you to loose sales if you are percieved with a sexual agenda or problem.
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  4. X&Y says:

    beautiful woman walks past a small piece of foam rubber and sighs, walks past a slightly larger piece and sighs again, walks up to a huge phallus-shaped piece of foam rubber and sits in front of it reverently….the tag line is "size counts, buy foam rubber in bulk"
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  5. Marianne_not_Ginger says:

    Have you read Dave’s blog about he pleasures himself with his mattress? Oh baby……read that and you will have your answer!!!!!

    http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-RQNikDU1dKwjOlNJVw–?cq=1&p=89

    **WARNING** The weak at heart should not read this!!! lol
    References :